Yartgubtetti is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, kind cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Yartgubtetti created the planet Saturn seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartgubtetti, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yartgubtetti, he will destroy your favourite star.

Yartgubtetti's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yartgubtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in the presence of mites.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not dye your hair green.

5. Never think about stars.