Wigbarncebdiss Wodbedflat is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome rat.

Wigbarncebdiss Wodbedflat created the world two years ago.

If you believe in Wigbarncebdiss Wodbedflat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Wigbarncebdiss Wodbedflat, she will turn you into a mole.

Wigbarncebdiss Wodbedflat's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Wigbarncebdiss Wodbedflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat pineapples.

2. Wigbarncebdiss Wodbedflat loves frogs, so they must be respected.

3. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the north.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Always help mice.