Pitfatnart is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, all-powerful dingo.

Pitfatnart created a bottom quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Pitfatnart, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Pitfatnart, it will turn you into a sheep.

Pitfatnart's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Pitfatnart's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not dye your hair indigo.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.