Fodnullig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, humorless rhinoceros.

Fodnullig created Africa three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fodnullig, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fodnullig, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Fodnullig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fodnullig's Holy Commandments

1. Fodnullig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always obey Fodnullig's priests.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always take life seriously.