Bafnullpopzakcib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, clever dolphin.

Bafnullpopzakcib created the Whirlpool Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bafnullpopzakcib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bafnullpopzakcib, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bafnullpopzakcib's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bafnullpopzakcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not speak about peas.

3. Do not hurt snails.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always help sick nematodes.