Stanfubyok is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, blissful swallow.

Stanfubyok created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stanfubyok, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Stanfubyok, he will be very sad.

Stanfubyok's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Stanfubyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about galaxies.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never write about cell theory.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not drink alcohol.