Beggigbog is a god.

He takes the form of a large, fussy weasel.

Beggigbog created the Sunflower Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Beggigbog, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Beggigbog, he will turn you into a sheep.

Beggigbog's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Beggigbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention sharks.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate whales.

3. Do not hurt nematodes.

4. Beggigbog must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.