Daggablak is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, humane manatee.

Daggablak created the Small Magellanic Cloud six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Daggablak, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Daggablak, it will refuse to believe in you.

Daggablak's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Daggablak's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Daggablak.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Run away from fawn frogs, for they are unholy.