Flatbiddib is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, dishonest naga.

Flatbiddib created vertebrates four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatbiddib, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flatbiddib, he will be very sad.

Flatbiddib's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Flatbiddib's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat swans with great respect.

2. Always help aardvarks.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Flatbiddib on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.