Yartarmhatsab is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, egotistical snail.

Yartarmhatsab created the Andromeda Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yartarmhatsab, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Yartarmhatsab, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Yartarmhatsab's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Yartarmhatsab's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five sharks approach from the south.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Never sit in the presence of swans.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.