Cadgetcab is a god.

She takes the form of a small, conceited gorilla.

Cadgetcab created the planet Saturn two million years ago.

If you believe in Cadgetcab, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cadgetcab, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cadgetcab's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cadgetcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into white rooms.

2. You must never eat garlic.

3. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not hurt tapirs.