Bat is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, witty crane.

Bat created the Large Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Bat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bat, he will cry a lot.

Bat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bat.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not hurt snails.

5. Do not stand on grass.