Poddonfon is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, emotional clam.

Poddonfon created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Poddonfon, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Poddonfon, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Poddonfon's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Poddonfon's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never bounce in the presence of birds.

3. Do not kill porpoises.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate horses.