Larpgovxin is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, capable wasp.

Larpgovxin created an atom six billion years ago.

If you believe in Larpgovxin, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Larpgovxin, it will strike you with lightening.

Larpgovxin's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Larpgovxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear hats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help sick sharks.

4. Do not shave your face.

5. Never sing in the presence of moths.