Yimsomgab is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, omniscient crane.

Yimsomgab created an up quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimsomgab, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yimsomgab, she will not invite you to parties.

Yimsomgab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Yimsomgab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Hide from purple mice for they are unholy.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.