Mabpombat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, dishonest dog.

Mabpombat created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabpombat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Mabpombat, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Mabpombat's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mabpombat's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Run away from yellow sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Mabpombat's name in vain.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mabpombat.