Tagyaknurl is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, blissful badger.

Tagyaknurl created water four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tagyaknurl, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tagyaknurl, he will not care.

Tagyaknurl's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Tagyaknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Run away from turquoise dogs, for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a building before entering it.

5. Hide from orange bats for they are unholy.