Vonkvenflap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, wise jaguar.

Vonkvenflap created the Sun five million years ago.

If you believe in Vonkvenflap, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vonkvenflap, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Vonkvenflap's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Vonkvenflap's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Always help frogs.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray immersed in water.