Cudgiglag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud lion.

Cudgiglag created the Virgo Supercluster six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudgiglag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cudgiglag, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Cudgiglag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Cudgiglag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

4. Worship no other gods but Cudgiglag.

5. Cudgiglag loves swans, so they must be respected.