Cumgut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, humane capybara.

Cumgut created the Sunflower Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cumgut, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cumgut, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Cumgut's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Cumgut's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt snails.

2. Always help sick mites.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.

5. Never eat bananas.