Zodfonved is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, tranquil bat.

Zodfonved created parasitic wasps five million years ago.

If you believe in Zodfonved, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zodfonved, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Zodfonved's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zodfonved's Holy Commandments

1. Always help tortoises in need.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about moons.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never mention geese.
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