Podpodtimfethit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty naga.

Podpodtimfethit created the Tadpole Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Podpodtimfethit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Podpodtimfethit, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Podpodtimfethit's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Podpodtimfethit's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Podpodtimfethit on top of important buildings.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help shrews.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.