Kennabtonk is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, prudent donkey.

Kennabtonk created the Small Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Kennabtonk, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Kennabtonk, she will turn you into a plant.

Kennabtonk's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Kennabtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt ducks.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never run near tortoises.

5. Hide from orange nematodes for they are unholy.