Hatlimwad is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, duplicitous tortoise.

Hatlimwad created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Hatlimwad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hatlimwad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hatlimwad's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hatlimwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.