Fadjabdap Fobdossfub is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, flying wasp.

Fadjabdap Fobdossfub created everything that exists eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadjabdap Fobdossfub, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fadjabdap Fobdossfub, she will turn you into a worm.

Fadjabdap Fobdossfub's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fadjabdap Fobdossfub's Holy Commandments

1. Erect six silicon sculptures of Fadjabdap Fobdossfub on top of important buildings.

2. Always help manatees.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Put Fadjabdap Fobdossfub first in all things.
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