Bellvagnelhun is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, idiotic toad.

Bellvagnelhun created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bellvagnelhun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bellvagnelhun, he will turn you into a hamster.

Bellvagnelhun's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Bellvagnelhun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think ill of sick grasshopers.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tapirs.