Bingenfon Yarplarnpad Femleg is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, quiet mouse.

Bingenfon Yarplarnpad Femleg created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bingenfon Yarplarnpad Femleg, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bingenfon Yarplarnpad Femleg, she will try to impress you with trees.

Bingenfon Yarplarnpad Femleg's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Bingenfon Yarplarnpad Femleg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick great tits.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Retreat if six tapirs approach from the east.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate turtles.