Hincincad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, dishonourable toad.

Hincincad created everything that exists seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hincincad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hincincad, she will turn you into a goat.

Hincincad's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hincincad's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention geese.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Worship no other gods but Hincincad.

5. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.