Fumonthub is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, thoughtless horse.

Fumonthub created the Large Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumonthub, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fumonthub, it will torture you forever.

Fumonthub's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Fumonthub's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always look after injured tortoises.

5. Never pour water over plants.