Bamwangum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, blissful duck.

Bamwangum created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Bamwangum, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bamwangum, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Bamwangum's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Bamwangum's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.