Bassbogbess is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, happy mouse.

Bassbogbess created the Whirlpool Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bassbogbess, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bassbogbess, it will be very sad.

Bassbogbess' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bassbogbess' Holy Commandments

1. Never sing near birds.

2. Never wear turquoise scarves.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always treat otters with great respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.