Femparkfut Gon is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unfair dragonfly.

Femparkfut Gon created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femparkfut Gon, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Femparkfut Gon, it will laugh at you.

Femparkfut Gon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Femparkfut Gon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear green clothing.

2. Do not take Femparkfut Gon's name in vain.

3. Do not dye your hair white.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect seven copper sculptures of Femparkfut Gon on top of important buildings.