Karbiging is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, vain parrot.

Karbiging created vertebrates five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Karbiging, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Karbiging, she will turn you into a plant.

Karbiging's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Karbiging's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles.

2. You must never eat bread.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.