Flablarnquag is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, sage lobster.

Flablarnquag created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flablarnquag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flablarnquag, she will turn you into a worm.

Flablarnquag's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Flablarnquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Erect five tin sculptures of Flablarnquag on top of important buildings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Flablarnquag loves porpoises, so they must be respected.