Binfigbim is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, benevolent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Binfigbim created the cosmos three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binfigbim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Binfigbim, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Binfigbim's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Binfigbim's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Binfigbim.

2. Do not take Binfigbim's name in vain.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

5. Never go into red rooms.