Mitxinjat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, able dragonfly.

Mitxinjat created the cosmos eight million years ago.

If you believe in Mitxinjat, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mitxinjat, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Mitxinjat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Mitxinjat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Mitxinjat.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Mitxinjat loves horses, so they must be honoured.