Leggubkab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, vain dugong.

Leggubkab created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Leggubkab, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Leggubkab, she will cry a lot.

Leggubkab's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Leggubkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never write about asteroids.

3. Do not dye your hair black.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always help birds.