Nuttnulbap is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, sage centipede.

Nuttnulbap created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttnulbap, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Nuttnulbap, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nuttnulbap's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Nuttnulbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Turtles are not to be trusted.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nuttnulbap.

4. You must pray to Nuttnulbap five times a day.

5. Never think about amino acids.
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