Cetabpag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent clam.

Cetabpag created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Cetabpag, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cetabpag, she will turn you into a goat.

Cetabpag's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cetabpag's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Cetabpag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always obey Cetabpag's priests.