Sadkombell is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent wren.

Sadkombell created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sadkombell, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Sadkombell, she will strike you with lightening.

Sadkombell's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Sadkombell's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Pray towards the east.