Weewadomt is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, unfair weasel.

Weewadomt created the Large Magellanic Cloud four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weewadomt, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Weewadomt, she will turn you into a plant.

Weewadomt's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Weewadomt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Worship no other gods but Weewadomt.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.