Gubdadyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, staggering goose.

Gubdadyatt created oxygen four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubdadyatt, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gubdadyatt, he will remove you from existence.

Gubdadyatt's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Gubdadyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured monkeys.

2. Never write about nebulae.

3. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never think about moons.