Femvonklan is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unselfish fish.

Femvonklan created a Higgs boson seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Femvonklan, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Femvonklan, it will turn you into a dog.

Femvonklan's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Femvonklan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Femvonklan loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never play with disobedient children.