Pitjippang is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, all-knowing dragonfly.

Pitjippang created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitjippang, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Pitjippang, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Pitjippang's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Pitjippang's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. You must love Pitjippang.

5. Always take life seriously.