Gepsitceb Bonktinbaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, witless snake.

Gepsitceb Bonktinbaf created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepsitceb Bonktinbaf, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Gepsitceb Bonktinbaf, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gepsitceb Bonktinbaf's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Gepsitceb Bonktinbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Gepsitceb Bonktinbaf loves bats, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.