Gamquatzod is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, benevolent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gamquatzod created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gamquatzod, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gamquatzod, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gamquatzod's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Gamquatzod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not dye your hair violet.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never talk about galaxies.