Nutgessbunhakkadrull Ventenkam is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, capable dryad.

Nutgessbunhakkadrull Ventenkam created gold eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nutgessbunhakkadrull Ventenkam, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nutgessbunhakkadrull Ventenkam, he will be mildly annoyed.

Nutgessbunhakkadrull Ventenkam's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Nutgessbunhakkadrull Ventenkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt aardvarks.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.