Cudfentanraw is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, emotional cat.

Cudfentanraw created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudfentanraw, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cudfentanraw, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Cudfentanraw's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cudfentanraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never look in ponds.