Dutnabtapveg is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate hummingbird.

Dutnabtapveg created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Dutnabtapveg, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dutnabtapveg, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dutnabtapveg's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Dutnabtapveg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Always look after injured shrews.

3. Always help frogs.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Respect your elders.