Cim Vegliggen is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, happy chinchilla.

Cim Vegliggen created a down quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cim Vegliggen, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cim Vegliggen, he will have a low opinion of you.

Cim Vegliggen's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Cim Vegliggen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

3. Never mention mice.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cim Vegliggen.

5. Never talk about fire.